"What if we spelled "people" like this: peepole. that would be funny i think - Kim Kardashian "
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out-there-on-the-maroon:

magweno:

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

youngvlcanoes:

hopefulwreckage:

the clique when Heathens plays

this is so embarrassing i hate twenty one pilots fans

jumpingjacktrash: “ gwylock1: “ t3hsiggy: “ pleatedjeans: “ via ” this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck ” lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone ” scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole...

jumpingjacktrash:

gwylock1:

t3hsiggy:

pleatedjeans:

via

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

catbong:

*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks

a-spider-holding-8-guns:

a-spider-holding-8-guns:

MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME

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GUYS OH MY GOD

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

bando–grand-scamyon:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason??

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SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND PRINTED IT AND DREW A MAP ON IT SO SHE WOULDN’T FORGET WHERE HER CLASSES WERE AND THEN SHE LAMINATED IT

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THE ZZZS ARE TO INDICATE SHE GETS TO SLEEP IN. THERE ARE FLOCKS OF BIRDS TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS FREE AS A BIRD BECAUSE CLASSES ARE OVER. SHE DREW BUTTERFLIES IN HER COMPUTER MONITOR ICONS????

SHE MADE CUSTOM DIVIDERS OUT OF SCRAPBOOK PAPER, ALSO LAMINATED

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she had her first quiz today and these were her notes

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I showed her all the nice supportive comments you’ve all been leaving and she’s baffled but grateful

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Awwwwww

paqistan:

u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling

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